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Dumb Ways To Die - BOTO Version

This is a fan video with the popular song and public service announcement by Australian company Metro Trains Melbourne, Dumb Ways to Die, a song that lists ridiculous, over-the-top methods of death but with BOTO characters.

Lyrics[]

See also: Dumb Ways To Die Lyrics

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Cast[]

Stanza 1[]

Boat, Hot Dog, Xylophone, Toothbrush

Stanza 2[]

Popsicley, Lava Lamp, Party Hat, Chocolatey

Stanza 3[]

Scissors, Boombox, Baguette, Shelly

Stanza 4[]

Notepad, Pear, Slurpy, Sapphire

Stanza 5 (Final Stanza)[]

Pizza, Shieldy, Pinecone, Controlly, Doorknob

Deaths[]

Verse 1[]

  • Boat had her head set aflame.
  • Hot Dog got his forehead bitten off by Big Orange Chicken after poking a stick at him.
  • Xylophone ate off medications and got the flu.
  • Toothbrush got bitten by piranhas.

Verse 2[]

  • Popsicley rotted from electrocution after trying to get her toast out.
  • Lava Lamp tried to do his own electrical work, and his house set aflame.
  • Party Hat broke into two after a failed attempt at flying.
  • Chocolatey ate a rotten pie and vomited.

Verse 3[]

  • An unknown object opened the door to Scissors.
  • Boombox 's legs fell off after getting whacked for scratching and desecrating a drug dealer's just-obtained ride.
  • Baguette took his helmet off in space and his forehead exploded.
  • Shelly died after getting spun around in a clothes dryer that she used as a hiding place.

Verse 4[]

  • Notepad was bitten in the eye by a snake trying to feed it.
  • Pear sold her kidneys on the internet.
  • Slurpy consumed glue.
  • Sapphire pressed a button, unaware of what it does and got exploded.

Verse 5[]

  • Pizza dressed like a moose to trick hunters but got shot six times.
  • Shieldy got stung by wasps after disturbing their nest.
  • Pinecone was run over by an oncoming train.
  • Controlly drove around the boomgates, only to be hit by a train.
  • Doorknob chased after some balloons, and was hit by a train.

Gallery[]

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Possible Death Reasons[]

Verse 1[]

  • Boat possibly sailed in lava rather than water by accident.
  • Hot Dog was possibly trying to wake up Big Orange Chicken.
  • Xylophone possibly forgot to check the medicine's expiration date.
  • Toothbrush possibly couldn't find a fishing rod or was perverted.

Verse 2[]

  • Popsicley was possibly impatient while waiting for her toast to come out.
  • Lava Lamp was possibly bad at DIY and electrical work.
  • Party Hat possibly pressed a button on his plane that ejected his seat, or wasn't good at flying.
  • Chocolatey possibly forgot to put the pie back in the refrigerator for 2 entire weeks straight.

Verse 3[]

  • Scissors possibly wanted revenge on an unknown object.
  • Boombox possibly didn't know who the vehicle belonged to.
  • Baguette's helmet possibly slipped off.
  • Shelly possibly couldn't find a good hiding place during a hide and seek game.

Verse 4[]

  • The rattlesnake was possibly the only pet Notepad could find.
  • Pear possibly couldn't afford expensive makeup.
  • Slurpy possibly forgot to read the warning label on the superglue tube that it was toxic.
  • Sapphire was possibly too curious to know what the red button does.

Verse 5[]

  • Pizza possibly didn't know it was "Hunting Season".
  • Shieldy possibly was curious about the wasp nest.
  • Pinecone possibly didn't see the yellow line.
  • Controlly was possibly too impatient to cross the rail.
  • Doorknob possibly didn't wait for the train to pass to retrieve the balloons.
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